Pleeeeeease, pleeeeease send me some cold weather! I can’t stand warm weather in November! What is a gal supposed to do? I will turn down the air conditioner to 50, and wear my woolies. But then MIL will have to be taken out in a body bag….frozen to death!
I could order a snow machine and have them blow the white stuff all over my yard….but then hubby would divorce me for spending such a wad of money on something foolish!
I could just move up north again. Yup….I think that will be my best idea. Leave all the husbands, MIL, FIL and all the house behind and pack up the truck with a tent and all the supplies I need to live. That’s what I will do. CRAP! I can’t do that, I got a dr. appt next week. DANG!
Mother Nature? Are you listening to me? PWEEEEEEZE SEND ME SNOW AND COLD WEATHER FOR THE HOLIDAYS!!! pweeze?