c'est la moux pas la choux.


SO...IT IS SOMEONE'S BIRTHDAY...give u a hint, she is my fave sissy!

all the party goer's starting with non and jess, my lovely son and wife!
lil morgie porgie puddin and pie, kissed the bella, and made her cry!
choux, matty and moo, we were waiting in line for trunk or treat!
ur lil sam sam, u never met yet!
nor have u met the 1st grandbaby, my lil jordan!
and who are these two cute peeps? and why is he pinching me cheeks?
ahhh, the beautiful di, making all things happen!
and would it be a party without the bella of the ball?
the two handsome boys...sneaky as they r, they dont tell a word...
the niece and her lovely fam, will be hosting the big event!
ur oldest baby, our lil nic nac and josh!
the two lil twins in the middle, no party would be complete without them!
your lil emmy and jujubee, and d, they will be attending also...
the rest of the gang....silly as they r!
us staying up most of the night, blogging, eating...watching movies!! unfortunately di passes out on the couch, silly girl!

yup, me oldest sissy will be 54 on saturday! happy birthday to you! i looooooove you! i wish i was therrrrrrrre, to play in your hair!!!! lol just a lil jingle for u on your special day. ok....so this is the plan, k?

1st, we get up and cook your favorites of foods...me and di....then we deliver it to u in bed, so u will be all nice and warm and comfy under the duvet...then u go and get ur shower, cuz u have that early morning funk...even tho its ur special day, u shouldnt be stinky. so then you get all dolled up, dont take much cuz u is already there, ma baby!!

ok, so then, u let me drive the new car while u and di sit in the back seat, holding ur lil hands, cuz u do cute stuff like that all the time. i wont make u carsick, i promise. we are off to ur fave place...THE CASINO!! yup and u get $100 free dollars to blow there, cuz im generous like that when its not real money. k? SURPRISE!!! nicnac and niece and emily meet us there for a nice lunch of all u can eat seafood buffet. and then here they come...the whole waitstaff comes out singing to u!! u are all cute and trying to be embarrassed but u know u love it! they bring a flaming (cuz u are a lil gay!) dessert to u, and u, of course, love every divine decadent morsel! as we watch and drool, u finish it off, and then we go back and play some more on the machines. VOILA!!! u win a birthday jackpot! wow! 1,500 buck-a-roos! now what will u do with that? we have to get u out of there fast, cuz u know how u like to RE-PLAY ur winnings. so, we head off to the mall.

we visit some of ur favorite haunts...like the kitchen store, the book store, and then we go to see the pets and buy bella a nice toy. she loves surprises too!

ok, so after a hard day of shopping and gambling and eating...we have to decide what we want to do for dinner. cuz it is still ur birthday...so we go hang out at the bucks house for a bit while we decide. when we get there, OMG!!! it is a surprise birthday party!! now who would of done that? i dunno...beat me if u will, u know i love it! all ur friends from work and neighbors and family r there. we have a nice bar going....all of ur faves...u choose a buttery nipple to start....it only takes a couple and u and di are swaying to the music...not too fast, u may throw-up!!

k, so now we are ready to eat...niece's nice neighbor the caterer delivers a scrumtious steak, grilled to perfection, with all the fixins.....some nice music, all ur faves of course, a nice cool chilly night...friends, family, all the pets...lol! by this time u r getting a wee bit on the tired side, after all, u r a half century old + 4!! so u will need to turn in....but not without one more surprise....me and di spent all night friday night cleaning out the jacuzzi. it is filled and ready for u and ur lady! so i make u a nice glass of wine, turn on some special etheridge tunes...and let u both take it from there. meanwhile...i will be in the kitchen cleaning, and making myself a bit comfy on the couch watching the food channel, cuz thats what i do...sipping on some amaretto i brought from italy...very smooth, by the way...

and of course, when u and di are done soaking in the chill of the night, u sneak in and head to your lil boudoir, the both of u, and i dont even want to think about what will happen in there....ewwww. i have a visual!! nothing like picturing ur sis, ehhhh, get it out of there!! so...this is your wonderful day...filled with all your fave peeps and foods and fun, all that u could every want...and a little cash to boot!! so, enjoy me lil sissy, wish i was there to make it all come true. but i am sure that there will be a wonderful time to be had, even if i cant make it. i wish it was different, and we could all be together. it would be some much fun. i love you with all my heart...and may u have a wonderful and blessed day!! let me know how it goes...smooches and huggies!